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Sunday Funnies and Wowowee Wardrobe Malfunction
Here are some funny tagalog jokes I got on my e-mail last week. Due to the graphic nature of the Wowowee wardrobe malfunction that happened last week, I placed the photo at the bottom of this post.
First, have some laughs. You may have already heard most of these so bear with me.
Teacher: Anong similarity nina Jose Rizal, Andres Bonifacio, Ninoy Aquino at Apolinario Mabini?
Student: Ma’am, pagkaka-alam ko po, silang lahat ay pinanganak ng holiday!
Sa isang mumurahing airline:
Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?
Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?
Stewardess: ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ lang po
Host: Ano po ang maipaglilingkod ko sa inyo?
Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?
Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?
Tanda: 98 y/o na po ako.
Host: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! O, sige po… manawagan na kayo.
Tanda: Itay, umuwi na kayo! Hindi na nagagalit si Lolo sa inyo!
Teacher: Juan, use recharge & caffeine in a sentence.
Juan: Si ‘Recharge’ Gutierrez ay si ‘Caffeine’ Barbell.
Promdi: Lam ko promdi lang ako kaya wag mo kong lolokohin! Bakit ganito ang kwarto ko?!?! Maliit, wala pang kama at bintana….. ha?!?!
Roomboy: Sir, nasa elevator pa lang po tayo…
Mrs: Bakit ngayon ka lang?
Mr: Pasensha na, nagyaya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman lang. Hehe! Hik,
Mrs: Lasing ka no?
Mr: Ako, lashing? Hindi! Hik
Mrs: Anong hindi?! La ka namang trabaho, pano ka nagka-officemates?
Jun-Jun: Inay! Ako lang ang nakasagot sa tanong ng titser namin kanina!
Inay: Very good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser ninyo?
Jun-Jun: ‘Sino ang walang assignment?’
Reporter: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo??
Police: DNA na…
Reporter: sir, ano po yung DNA ???
Police: ‘Di Namin Alam ‘
Bobo 1: Pare, alam mo ba tawag sa paniki na mababa ang lipad?
Bobo 2: hindi eh! ano ba pare?
Bobo 1: Lowbat pare! Lowbat!
Boy: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bat mo naman nasabi?
Boy: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ni ma’am yung katabi ko. Muntik na ako!
Holduper: Pili ka, wallet mo o pasabugin utak mo?
Biktima: Ikaw na bahala..basta pareho po yan walang laman!
Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang! (hihihihi! )
Wowowee Maldrobe Malfunction
Ok enough of the corny jokes. For those of you who don’t know, Wowowee is a popular noon time show with games and prizes hosted by Willie Revillame.
Last week, In one of the game portion called “Hep Hep Hooray”, Willie is looking for the Rexona (deodorant) Girl of the Day from the audience so he asked someone with the smoothest and whitest armpit to show it to the camera.
Unfortunately, grandma got too excited…
Si lola excited manalo
Hehehe, have a good day everyone!
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Filed under: Humor
ang wowowee, lagi na lang may intrigang kakaiba hahaha
cant stand willie and wowowee! would it have been that hard to change the name of the show after the ultra stampede?
poor lola is now a member of the internet scandal pics club
Whoa! what can i say? isang malaking OMG… but accidents happen, hindi nmn sinadya.
Buti na lang di ako nanonood ng wowowee.
When I read the title of the post I got excited thinking that one of the sexy dancers accidentally exposed some eyecandy on nationwide TV. yay! si lola pala nye he he he
calvin: hehehe. false advertisement ba?
Nye hehehe…
On the other hand my parents adore wowowee. I’m at home often, so I get to watch their shows. Some jokes are hilarious, but personally their jokes are better than Eat Bulaga…
Sorry po sa mga kokontra – at komontra dito before me.
Minsan lumalaki rin ang ulo din ni Willie. Probably because of the phenomenal success of this show. But I like their cause of helping others and showcasing lives of people through their games. I think they know how to relate to audience.
OMG! Is Wowowee shown live on TV? They could have deleted that scene.
calvin: haha yeah i think it’s live.
Unfortunately not… hekhek.. a new nipple slip! Right, napasama si Lola sa mga scandals nga.