Mark’s Pick-Up Lines

Apologies to my non-Tagalog understanding visitors but most part of this post is not in English.
Mark is a friend and former officemate who occasionally uses witty pick-up lines as his Facebook status. He compiled all of those pick-up lines in a note and I’m stealing it from him to use post here. Hehehe.
Some are already [...]

Brand new Nintendo DS is full of stones

What would you do if you received a brand new, sealed Nintendo DS as a present; but when you open it up all you get is a pile of stones?
Incidentally, that’s what happened to Jodi Wykle’s son when he opened the Nintendo DS he received for his birthday. All he got was a bunch [...]

What if there’s no salary increase for next year?

Due to the global financial crisis, many companies nowadays are searching for ways to cut down costs. Don’t be surprised if management makes a decision to sacrifice annual salary increases to avoid being on the red.
Is this happening to you? Just wait if it’s not hehehe. It’s a sad thing if it would happen since [...]

Sunday Funnies and Wowowee Wardrobe Malfunction

Here are some funny tagalog jokes I got on my e-mail last week. Due to the graphic nature of the Wowowee wardrobe malfunction that happened last week, I placed the photo at the bottom of this post.
First, have some laughs. You may have already heard most of these so bear with me.
Teacher: Anong similarity nina [...]

Terrible F1 Accident in Singapore

The 2008 Formula 1 Grand Prix started last Friday, 26th and Singaporeans are clearly lucky to have that event happen in their country. It is the first night race for F1 so it’s something really special.
Anyhow, a terrible F1 accident has been reported by a Singaporean source. Here’s a photo of it…

Thanks Troy, can’t help [...]

Men are just happier people

I got this on my e-mail a few years ago and you’ve probably read it already but it’s still a funny yet somehow true list of differences between men and women.
NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they [...]

The 10 CONYOmmandments

I did not write this, just got it somewhere and thought of sharing it. here
1.  Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”.
Example: “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you know?”
2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your [...]

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